uttcheek

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uttcheek
A rare but fatal disaster which mainly occurs in cases of heavy constipation, at which your colin can no longer take the severe holocaust that is beginning inside you. It needs a place to let go but it is almost as if your asshole has been sewn up, therefore not allowing any shit to come out. The only way for it to come out is from your literal asscheeks.
Elijah: Yo buddy, you alright in there?

Sean: No! My asscheeks are being torn apart!

Elijah: Oh no, don tell me it’s an-

Sean: – Yes, its an uttcheek eruption up in here

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