utilize

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utilize
A substitute for the word “use” to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.
Person says: “We utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records.”

Translate: “We file documents alphabetically.”
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utilize
The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.
I utilized your mom all night long.
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utilize
Utilize is a politically charged euphemism, meaning: 1. to induce a buzz; 2. to drink alcoholic beverages to get drunk. The politics is anti-populist, anti-bible-belt, and anti-middle America.
“I say. You know this does utilize well” (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).

“Come on and utilize another glass” (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
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Utilize
(Verb) Used in Air Force basic training in lieu of saying “go to the bathroom,” or “take a piss.” Quite simply, utilize means to use the bathroom.
Sir, trainee Smith reports as ordered.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, TRAINEE!

Sir, permission to utilize the latrine?

ALRIGHT TRAINEES! YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO HYDRATE AND UTILIZE. HURRYUP HURRYUP!

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