utensil swearing

Best definition
utensil swearing
when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
twat spatula

dick fork

arse splice

cunt bucket

nob grater

shit strainer


utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree

fucking twat donkey etc

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