utah smasher

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utah smasher
When you’re banging a Mormon girl and you’re going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.
1. “Dude, I need your help hiding a body.”

2. “What happened?”

1. “I did a Utah smasher.”

2. “Bet, I gotchu fam.”

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