do or currently does 1 or more of the following: a) Has their mom fill out all of their college applications for them. b) Likes to do math problems with their father as a means of “bonding.” c) Honestly believes they are good at basketball. d) Aims for their chest while ejaculating. e) Enjoys the taste of their own semen. f) Tries out ridiculous haircuts(ei. Fauhawk, buzzcut). g) Thinks they are good at shooting Bball even though everyone knows damn well they aren’t. h) Has their mom read their high school reading to them because they can’t do it alone i) Tells his mom that while they personally weren’t drinking at the party, his closest friends (who happen to be with him at the time of confession) were. j) Is going to fail at any and every school function, and at life, but hasn’t realized it yet.Anything that makes you want to scream in anger or cry in pity is what “Urko” is. Far and away the most unprestigious person to walk the face of the earth, and I believe that all that is wrong in the world is the consequence of his actions. I apologize to all for his existence. Note: All others in this dictionary praising those with the name Urko represent exactly what i’m talking about, and i can guarantee that they are all named Urko.
Oppy retarded fuck urko.