urban flashlight

Best definition
urban flashlight
Lumination provided by an incendiary with great risk to the urbanites
Having set the rag alit he stuffed in his 40 to find the keys to ride his niggers home.

He’s so MacGynigger. Puttering his pimpwagon he drive by torched the faggy rice rocket with tonight’s urban flashlight.

urban flashlight: define #2
urban flashlight
A phrase used in place of cell phone (or other handheld electronic device with a screen) when it is used to light one’s way in the dark, most commonly illuminating the immediate area around one’s feet.
Person 1: I can’t see anything, it’s so dark I feel like I’m gonna trip and fall.

Person 2: Well just whip out the ol’ urban flashlight.

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