Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!
Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!
Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!
Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?
Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.
Ordinary, good-natured person: I don’t have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!
(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)