urban dictastin’

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urban dictastin’
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JEFF: Hey Sarah, let’s get it on.

SARAH: Honey, I’d really like to, but I’m urban dictastin’ right now.

JEFF: How about some Jeff dictastin’?

SARAH: Ha? What honey?

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DAD WALKS IN THE DOOR AND SEES LUCY AT THE KITCHEN TABLE DOING HER HOMEWORK…

DAD: Hey, sweetie, where’s your Mom?

LUCY: She’s urban dictastin’.

DAD: Oh my god, has she become a Coke addict or something?

LUCY: No, she’s still into Pepsi like the rest of us.

DAD: Well, where EXACTLY is she?

LUCY: Like I said, she’s on the computer doing some urban dictastin’!

DAD: You mean she’s starring in internet porn?

MOM: Hi Honey.

DAD: What’s that on your lip?

MOM: (wipes her lip and looks at it) Oh, that’s vanilla yogurt, why?

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