urban dick

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urban dick
(n.) A staff member at urbandictionary.com who cancels your submission before it even reaches the editors. This person is often a huge douchebag who lacks any consistency in rejections or acceptances. He will let completely lame trash pass as a definition, yet cancel a submission that breaks none of the rules and is actually useful.
Guy 1: Hey did the definition get passed, man?

Guy2: No, the urban dick cancelled it. What a submission nazi.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go out tonight?

Guy 2: No, I have to sit at my computer and flip coins to decide which definitions I’m going to pass for the website while I masturbate.

Guy 1: Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot you were an urban dick with a really, really really small penis.

urban dick: define #2
Urban Dicks
One who uses Urban Dictionary to rant about there ideals.

One who has to project their ideas on to everybody in any way possible.

Don’t look up any political figures on Urban Dictionary, or you’ll just get definitions by Urban Dicks.
urban dick: define #3
Urban Dicks
A: The editors who don’t choose your awesome definitions for Word of the Day.

B: Authors who have had their definition featured on Word of the Day but have sucky def.’s that get more thumbs down than thumbs up.

A: Come on bro, Making Al Gore Angry is the best definition yet! Dumb Urban Dicks making me unhappy.

B: movember, cocktail weenie, bullshine, different hats, call the roll, microvisit, anuscript, NIB, and especially burning envy are all from Urban Dicks

urban dick: define #4
Urbandicks
Sick bastards who come to Urban Dictionary for the soul purpose of posting inappropriate terms and using other words in horrid context to make them nasty words.

I don’t often use their slang of saying body parts and actions as insults and curses, but in this case, I thought the title was quite fitting for the situation.
I hope ‘Urbandicks’ give me a lot of thumbs down for this.
urban dick: define #5
urbandick
1.(n) – a person who uses urbandictionary as a messsage board or frequently engages in name-dropping. Hated by respectable urbandictionary users everywhere.
Unfortunately, I get the impression that 90% of people that submit to this site are urbandicks
urban dick: define #6
Urban Dicks
People who spend all their time on Urban Dictionary
Jeff and Rob didnt go to the club last night cuz they’re urban dicks.
urban dick: define #7
Urbandick
Someone who refuses to share this site so they can look cool in front of their friends, and no one else can find out.
“Im such and urbandick I won’t even bookmark this site, and I’ll erase the history, yeah, thats what I’ll do”

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