urban ass-kissing

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urban ass-kissing
when somebody uses urban dictionary to kiss somebody’s ass. this is usually done by making a word that vaugely describes a person, kissing ass, then providing that person with a link to the urban dic page. then they can pretend they didnt make it, or use it as a bullshit excuse to get in to somebody’s pants.urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars
nerd: o hai guess what i found a definition that matches our relationship!

chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!

nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!

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