wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song “Slob on my knob like corn on the cob” starts playing. Next to radio that is playing “Slob on my knob like corn on the cob” there is small post it that says “ur knob got slobbed”. The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
radio starts playing “slob on my knob like corn on the cob” with a post it right next to it that “ur knob got slobbed”
Victim: uh oh… I don’t have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!