uptown selfie

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uptown selfie
A selfie that is taken above the abdominal region on the body (for under the abdominal region, see downtown seflie), usually by a female exposing her chest. This shot takes a little more time and effort (perhaps some form of filter and lighting) and might be uploaded to her Tumblr if she feels it’s reminiscent of her of modeling days–five years ago…
Girl One – *text alert* “He wants a picture! Quick, take an uptown selfie of my tits!”

Girl Two – “Perch them under your arm like you’re presenting them to the world…That shot would look great in black and white.”

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