upstairs breakfast in bed

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upstairs breakfast in bed
The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.

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