upside-down constantine

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upside-down constantine
A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.
WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.
“Casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that I decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. Man, I still can’t think straight!”

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