upper valley

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upper valley
a small pocket of NH and VT that’s quite lovely, but also the most difficult place to get laid, possibly in the entire world. except for monasteries.
even when I had a boyfriend while living in the upper valley, I wasn’t getting laid. since I became single a year ago, it’s been tough finding a fuck buddy, despite my lowered standards.

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