John logged off his computer and entered the unternet.
Unternet: define #2
When you’re not on the internet.
“Joey said that he was unternetted last night when he clicked on the wallpaper ad.”
Unternet: define #3
Sarcastic term for the Internet. Also the name for someone who doesn’t know how to use the Internet.
I am a surfingk the Unternet. Lolzies.