for its great academics, beautiful campus, and surprisingly good parties. Redlands is also renowned for its business, music, and communicative disorders departments. The school mascot is the bulldog.Redlands is composed of the College of Arts and Sciences, the Johnston Center for Integrative Studies, the School of Music, the School of Business, and the School of Education.
“The University of Redlands.”
“Dude, that’s awesome. Can I come out to one of your parties sometime?”
“For sure, it’s always a good time at a Redlands party.”
“i think im going to a frat party tonight.”
The students think they have the brightest minds on the planet, but the reality is they came to Redlands because they got rejected from their first, second, and third-choice schools. Even though many students do virtually NO work in their classes, the school keeps them just barely passing so their parents will continue to fork over that $50K yearly tuition.
Most of the girls are ditzy and overly-tanned, while the guys are too busy getting wasted or showing off in the weight room to focus on anything meaningful in life. There are also quite a few useless hippies hanging around. Everyone pretends to be nice, but in reality, they don’t give two fucks about you or your life.
Typical Redlands students drink in their dorm rooms or go to lame frat parties on Friday and Saturday nightsâbecause there’s nothing better to do on or off campus. Or they just go home on weekends to their rich mommies and daddies who make everything better by throwing money at their already spoiled children.