Universal Law of Luggage Expansion
Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase
as it did as one was packing for the trip.
Me: Wow, why can’t I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?
Friend: It’s the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!
Me: Ohh yeah, that’s right. Forgot!