-actual Facebook status from a UCT who has never experienced fall or any other seasons within the Chicago city limits.
Univer-city transplant: Hey man, my frat buds are having a birthday party @ Duffy’s by my apartment, you should come!
City Resident: I don’t think my wallet can handle Lincoln Park bars tonight. I’m going out in Uptown.
UCT: You don’t have to make up neighborhoods just cause you don’t wanna hang out, man.
City Resident: …