A video game console remote or controller, that controls itself or has some other sort of undesired operation, whether from
carelessness, wrath inflicted on it, a virus, or it being a shady third party controller.
Player 1: Wow, you sure are dashing and moving worse than a drunk in this game. Player 2: Yeah, no dip, this is what I like to call an uncontroller. Spending a few more dollars on a nicer controller would have been wise, and also for my system.