uncle pedro

Best definition
uncle pedro
sex with a man who doesn’t have an erection
“Hey man you will never believe what happened last night. I met this smoking blonde at the bar and took her home. But sadly I had too much whiskey and when it came time to get some action I was only able to give her the uncle pedro. She got mad and left.”
uncle pedro: define #2
Uncle Pedro
An uncle who normally owns a van and gets all da girlz but prefers kids from ages 8-14
Girl 1: OMG JAKE BABAJEWS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl 2: Ya he’s really hot but he’s an Uncle Pedro. He touchin’ dem kids…

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