2. The school that is no longer a safety… in more ways than
3. The only school worth going to in the state of Maryland.
“Well it’s getting to be close to 3pm and it will be dark in about 3 hours at UMCP. I should probably go with somebody so I dont get robbed.”
2. A school where the people who run it waste money like gibbering jackasses.
3. A school that purchases several $2 million dollar tour busses for the basketball team – which they will then refuse to use.
4. A geographical location wherein the people who give parking violations and the personal servants of the Devil may or may not be the same people – the actual facts are still hotly debated.
“UMCP spent how much on a tour bus?”
“Those hellspawn from UMCP parking services fucked me good!”