Best definition
Ugly Drunk
Intoxication by a person(s) to the point where physical impairment of the facial muscles are evident, resulting in a loss
of beauty and desirability of the face.
Drunk person: Dude I’m so drunk, I can’t feel my face or even keep my eyes open.
Sober Person: No dude, you’re ugly drunk right now… you look like a fighter pilot pulling 7 G’s.
