1. University of California – Santa Barbara
2. University of Casual Sex and Beer
3. An almost too-good-to-be-true place that combines excellent
academics with a vibrant social atmosphere and perfect weather. It is also the only university in the United States that owns its own beach.
Omigod you go to UCSB? Can I be your friend?
The best fucking school in the world
Classically known as the University of Casual Sex and Beer, but also known as:
-University of Conviviality Stupor and Belligerence
-U Can Study Buzzed
-University of Countless Sexy Blonds
-U Can Smoke Bud
-Underage Californians Studying Booze
-University of California’s Sunny Beaches
-University of California at Santa Barbara
UCSB also somehow manages to match this reputation in academic superiority, having top-notch professors and world renowned research facilities.
ucsb: the most legit campus of all the uc’s. ucsb is the school everyone thats anyone wants to go to. world class academics, a beautiful student body as well as an unbeatable party scene makes it a ridiculously good college experience.
i go to ucsb. thus, my friends come from their pathetic state school parties to rage………the real way.
UC Santa Barbara-a collection of students that are drunk more days than not and have mastered the skill of studying buzzed, going to class buzzed and passing midterms buzzed.
Non SB-er: You go to UCSB? Is it true that 12% of the students have STDs?
SB student: I dont know…does it look like I take fucking a poll about that shit?
University of Casual Sex and Beer
I go to UCSB, University of Casual Sex and Beer. Wanna party?
u c suntanning blondes
u can study boozed
u can study boobs
u c sleazy bitchez
u c something blonde
i went to Uscb…oh shit i meant ucsb