rather than just working for one. If the uberspic was a woman, she’d be pregnant, in the kitchen barefoot, babbling on about nothing (like anyone understands her anyways). If it was a man, he’d be the most respected lawn mower out there, and would have a fat wife, only because shes a damn good cook. If he wants sex, he’ll just masterbate to the spanish soaps, which in America, is equivalent to a softcore porn.
Man: Nick John, Ricky Martin
Woman: Who gives a shit.