I invited the homeless ho over for a nice red wine & a piping hot bowl of my freshly ejaculated nut chowder.
Nut Chowder: define #2
Semen, specifically that which is quite thick in nature.
“She doesn’t know it yet, but she’s about to find out that nothing takes the chill off quicker than a bellyful of warm Nut Chowder.”
“Nut Chowder stays chunky…..EVEN in milk.”
“Pass the nut chowder, please.”