i’m born and bred in Norn Iron and
am proud of it! all the English that comment on Northern Ireland who haven’t even been here need to wise the bap and shut up!
not everyone in Northern Ireland are terrorists or chavs or spides or drug dealers! Every country has freaks, we may have had problems in the past, but have you seen what’s going on in London at the minute?
OH yeah, AND LAY OFF OUR FRY UP!!!!
THE ENGLISH BREAKFAST IS FAR INFERIOR TO THE ULSTER FRY!!!!!
have you ever had a proper Ulster Fry?????
I don’t think so!! don’t slag it till you try it!
but it really does have some greaat things going on….come and see for yourselves!!!
We’re not Brazil we’re Northern Ireland!
Ulster til we die!
Also known as God’s Own Country or God’s Chosen Six Counties, generically as Ulster or the Province, and most often shortened in literature to Norn Iron. A little country of a mere 1.5 million people, where job opportunities and social cohesion are so absent that most of the population drinks heavily and hates everyone else.
Vodka is cheap here, as is beer, thank god.
Northern Ireland contains everything that is good about the island of Ireland. The Northern Irish people have a dark self-deprecating sense of humour. We also beat England in 2005 in a football match and we’ll never let them forget it.
Lots of people in Northern Ireland are inbred. Guinness tastes better up here, too.
Northern Ireland has many enemies in the wider world, but mostly they are just haters, jealous of Our Wee Country.
Me : It’s fulla wankers mate. But it’s home.
“We’re not Brazil, we’re Northern Ireland”
(popular football song)
Northern Ireland. The home of tatty bread and brown lemonade.
“Home of the spides and millies”
“Catholics and Protestants”
“IRA and UVF”
No, feck off, this is Northern Ireland.
A great place to be, if someone ever asks you where you are from, as soon as you say Northern Ireland they will be like. “Wow!! You’re hot! Wanna come to my place later?” You be like; Sure… after I’m done with all the other babes!
Northern Irelander: Northern Ireland
Girl 1: OMFG!!!
Girl 2: leik! datz awesome!
Girl 3,4,5,6,7,8: YEAH!!!!!
What? I thought Northern Ireland was peaceful…oh wait Romanians…Pfft…get em out of here!