squids, chumps, artists, trash, punks, poseurs, thugs, and all the beautiful women in the world.Literally goes harder than said world.And everyone from everywhere seems as if they’re just passing through this hell hole in the adventure that is their life. But in the end, this is where they’ll end up staying… for the rest of their future generations, until bouncing baby boys enlist and are delivered elsewhere.But, no, yeah this is a big navy town
and it’s old as hell.
Natives give love. The rest don’t.And you will die in this city whether
you’re killed or laid peacefully to rest.
Virginia Beach kid: “Bro, fuck Norfolk and fuck you.”
Norfolk kid: “…typical rude ass VB kid.”
Bob: You mean Norfolk?
girl: ya, it’s kick-ass.
guy: I heard that it’s impossible to go anywhere between 4 and 6.
girl: your point is?
Notable in particular for the person who inhabit this surprisngly backward place – compared to the rest of UK. Many dwellers seem to partake in activities others would consider inappropriate such as inbreeding and beastiality. Because of this the offspring of such folk are mentally retarded, with their accents sounding gibberish.
Also to note is the abundance of persons who have webbed feet or extra fingers to traverse the swampy area known as ‘The Wash’.
Care should be taken when entering this land or interacting with the people.
Person B: Hell no! It’s full of inbred weirdo’s!
Person C: How are you today?
Norfolk person: Oi bey goode lad oi’ve jast bin seeing to moi annimaals…