One who is 3 feet 2 inches tall and joined the water polo team for non-athletic reasons. Many various attempts in turning straight has been made (such as buying 50 cent necklaces to get girls), but all has failed.
lol. You pulled a noogan. Oh wait, you are the noogan.
Noogan: define #2
Another word for marijuana; weed
“You got the noogans?”
“Let’s smoke some noogans.”