is made mainly of Noobs, in fact, any impurities in Noobioes is frowned upon in the elite community. Noobioes (when in its purest form) consists entirely of ground noob, purified finely in the Grinder, and shaped into small ‘O’ shaped cereal (Also check out AlphaNoobs in the breakfast aisle – noobioes in the shape of the alphabet! The breakfast of champions in training!). Noobioes should be consumed before gaming, hacking, modding, or anytime the craving of billions of noobs all in one bowl is had.
“I’m not, I had my fill of Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions, this morning”
“Shit man, I’m fresh out of noobioes… got some AlphaNoobs, The Breakfast Of Champions In Training, though!”
Player B: I can’t, I ran out of bullets
Player A: NOOBIOOOOOO!!!!!!