It can’t really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds.
In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won’t get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn’t pay attention in school.
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!
Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers “WTF! That’s super nojob hahaha!”
When a person comes really close to getting a blow job.
Man, I totally took this girl out and payed for everything, but then I got a nojob.
noun. When a girl is so unattractive that, despite employing desperate measures to come on to you or make you blatant sexual offers, you still ultimately deny her. It is then customary to tell everyone you and her know about her desperation coupled with your rejection.
“Magdella was all over me last night. She wanted me so bad she was throwing herself at me.”
“Well?? How far did you guys go?”
“Are you kidding me?! She’s hobgoblin. I let her give me a no job and that was it.”
A depressing lack of “other” jobs including hand, blow, etc… See marriage.
Life is a bit a depressing facing the aspect of no jobs from here on out.
Nojob can also be a guy that has sex when he between the age of 12 and 16
Guy 1: Hi did you guys hear what i did today? I had sex!
Guy 2 and Guy 3 walks slowly away while they whisper “nojob”