must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.
No pants shuffle
Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one
I had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.