Nipplegänger

“Ja’Ronla, if we don’t find an act today for the Rev’s retirement party, someone’s going to lose their job, and it’s not going to be me. Bring me in one more juggler or one more ventriliquist and I’m going to puke. Surprise me, damn it. New!”

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“This is Ziralee, and this is Ashley. They are nipplegängers.”

“Doppelgängers? I’m not seeing it.”

“No, no. Not doppelgängers. Nipplegängers. Ladies?…”

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“Well now, so you are. So you are.”