There is usually a bar where overpriced drinks can be purchased and music is played very loud through the night. Can be a prime breeding ground for several types of STD’s.
Where fist pumping is a sport.
Where bouncers are judges and DJ’s are prophets.
Where the only fishing conversations mean “jail-bait”.
Where Tony Hawk isn’t the only one that grinds.
Dude 1: Hey man, why are you all sweaty?
Dude 2: Fist pumping, hard core style.
Dude 1: Nice girl on your arm, bro. How old is she?
Dude 2: All I can say is that she’s jail-bait.
Usually the worst night clubs are the ones where you pay a $25 buck cover, go in see girls either already with guys or 2-3 sets of 5 hot girls rejecting every quality guy that comes in,
Leaving the fat chicks making themselves available, but after getting rejected by like 20 something girls, GQ model looking guys get desperate and just ends up going for the fat chicks
In general its where hot girls go to get attention and fat girls go to find the love of their lives…
Jack: Oh hell naw man, $25 buck cover to see all these stuck up girls that push you around…
Well hey if your there to get with that fat chick thats you, but me, I rather save my dignity and go pay for that nice female escort, at least I know I can get some from a hot female instead of getting humiliated and hooking up with that balloon..
paradise on earth
– Yndw, ti?
– Yndw siwr, nos Sadwn ‘di! Lle fyddi
di’n diweddu fyny?
– Yn ryw nightclub masiwr…
– Wel yn yr Octagon fyddi di lly,
welai di ‘na ta met!
(if you don’t already know – s’Welsh! dysgwch Yr Iaith)