1.) A smallish computer sans internal CD/DVD drives, specifically not for use by citizens of the Russian Federation and it’s
former satellite republics.
Commie-Nazi: “May I surf the inter-webs with your mini-computer, what’s it called again?”
Imperialist Pimp “It’s called a nietbook, for good reason. Isn’t there some cheap wodka that needs drinking somewhere? Comrade!”
Commie-Nazi: ” … … … Da (sheepishly).”