ghetto town in western ny where all the white people think theyre black. the weather goes from 85 degrees and
sunny to -10 and snowing in like 1 hour. no one moves to newfane on purpose. they’re either born here, or could no longer afford holy angels. newfane has 7 places to go: coffee emporium, kenyons, petersons, bills diner, the chinese “five minute” place, shurfine, and dollar general.
billy- hey sup nigga?
joey- not much, just hangin with mah homiiezz.
billy- yeah, newfane sucks.
joey- at least its not wilson.
A small town thatÃ¢ÂÂs part of Olcott, NY, right by Lake Ontario. It used to be pretty famous, like presidents would come to some big hotel in Olcott in the 20Ã¢ÂÂs with yachts and shit but now Olcott is a ghetto/redneck town whose biggest claims to fame are that itÃ¢ÂÂs a half hour away from Buffalo New York and a carousel park thatÃ¢ÂÂs been around for a century thatÃ¢ÂÂs open like twice a year. ThereÃ¢ÂÂs a sign on every lawn that either says Ã¢ÂÂRepeal the NY Safe ActÃ¢ÂÂ or Ã¢ÂÂTrump/PenceÃ¢ÂÂ, despite the safe act being 5 year old news and the election was a year ago. The only places to go are BillÃ¢ÂÂs Diner (a greasy spoon that make sure you smell like fry oil after 5 minutes in there), Dollar General, Family Dollar, Tim HortonÃ¢ÂÂs, and like 5 pizza places. The school is pretty interesting, any stereotype you see in movies or whatever will be here. Despite being a redneck town, a lot of the kids think theyÃ¢ÂÂre in gangs and shit and have lived the hard life like their favorite rapper. As Mr. Newfane says, it can be like 80 and below 0 in the same week. ThereÃ¢ÂÂs never snow days, but when there is, itÃ¢ÂÂs announced like 5 minutes before school starts.
Hey man how do you get to Newfane , New York?
Drive to Buffalo, then go Northeast until you see teachers striking and a black lake with dead trout.
Worst school on planet, football and basketball teams are awful. May bee known as the New Fane Naggers. All schools hate New Fane because school is full of under acheiving students with highest drop out rank in all of western new york ever since the list was made for western New York. School is full of ugly benches aka people. With most girls and guy bein emos, whores, tomboys, or goths. Most underachieving grades ever
New Fane lost to Roy Hart 90-0