or Newbie if you will, is a person who tries to succeed at pwnin’ and zoning, when in fact they exhibit many noobish traits. (such as sucking) When you apply the the letters S.I.C.L.E. at the end of the word newb, you have what is known as an oxymoron. This is due to the fact that a noobsicle is the lowest form of n00b, and that the word newb is in fact a positive word describing someone who is trying to turn l337.
2.)Newbsicle has been pwnin’ and zoning since diapers.
3.)I wanna be like Newbsicle some day. *sigh*
Wow, what a noob sicle