Nerd thighs are the thighs of a nerdy man. They are pale, hairless, and smooth. They look like feta cheese. They taste and smell like vanilla. Nerd thighs cannot burn or tan, they’re just white.They are muscular and nerds often will strangle people’s necks using their thighs. Nerds have killed people using their thighs.
“Did you see Paul’s bruised neck? A nerd tried to strangle him with his nerd thighs!”