They make use of dead and deceased
carcus’ to sexually arouse themselves.
There are Pros and Cons of being a necrophillic
– Recycle dead bodies
– Work with a proven effective method of safe sex (The other person isn’t even alive!)
– Get turned on and have sex for FREE
– About 300 years worth of people to choose from
– Save countless amount of women who are still alive and do not want to have sex
– A chance to make people who died virgins have the time of their life!
– You get a free ‘Hello my name is <XXX> and I am a Necrophillic’ badge when you join the National Necrophilic Nice-guys associaton
– Cannot contract ANY sexually transmitted diseases!
– If you are a quiet person, this is the job/hobby for you!
– Virtually all dead bodies swallow, spew (if you make them), take anal, and do anything you want them to!
– Might get haunted by dead people (see Silent Hill)
– Not a good alternative if you want to start a family and have a baby
– Might have some trouble putting body parts back together
– Might find ‘dud’ bodies that turn to dust when you touch them
– Cannot have sex with a dead body and take it on a date to restaurants. Well, you can, but there is no guarentee your partner will pay the food bill.
– Cannot guarentee that if you are a heterosexual that you will be able to determine the sex of your dead body
– Hard to find a job and get a decent pay because the taxes are high. For example Grave Digging tax, Grave opening Tax, Grave lifting and maintenance Tax