So far in the closet, you’re in Narnia.
Look at that guy eyeing me up like that, he’s such a Narnia gay…
Narnia gay: define #2
When someone refuses to come out of the closet and instead have a bearded life with a wife or husband, they are Narnia Gay
‘Wow he’s so far in the closet he’s stuck in Narnia, He’s Narnia Gay’
Person 1: Wait Susan has a boyfriend? I thought she was lesbian…?
Person 2: I think she’s Narnia Gay’
Narnia gay: define #3
The state of being so far into the closet that you are in Narnia, syn: flamer
Bill: Damn yo, that Merrick kid is Narnia Gay!
Joe: Tell me about it, look at the pink hsirt and those earrings