I was strolling along the brightly lit sidewalk when all of a sudden I heard yelling and witnessed my first nargument. Then I looked down at my trousers and saw that they were moist around the crotch area.
Yo biotch! Now, I be sick of gettin into dem narguments wit your ass.
Sir, I would appreciate it if you would stop getting so slick with your choice of words in this nargument we are engaging in.