Completely sideways shit-faced and munted like a water buffalo.
“Hey man, where were you for the countdown?”
“I was nagled man, completely missed it”
Nagled: define #2
To completely obliterate, and or render someone’s anus useless through the use of rampant and unwanted anal pounding.
Mike: Did you hear about that guy who nagled that young girl last night?
Will: Yeah, she was only nine, but he showed no mercy.