The act of giving a male oral pleasure by placing his penis between your upper lip and the bottom of
your nose and moving your head side to side.
Male 1: Dude, you know that chick I banged last night? She gave me a sweet mustaching before I finished!
Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!
Mustaching: define #2
An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete “bite” into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.
Why does this effing stapler keep on mustaching on me?