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Another name for the album “Mobile Uploads” on facebook. A muppie is when a jappy, preppy or slutty girl uploads

a picture. Usually taken on Blackberries and iPhones. In a muppie, girls usually pucker up and look at the camera. There are hardly any muppies where people are smiling. An album of muppies contains pictures of the following:1. Something funny
2. Pictures of the uploader and friends and or family while they are drunk and most likely contains a drunk caption like “loveeeeeee you betch oxooxo fuyn night at the clunb <3”
3. Pictures of themselves before they go out, usually to a club or a party.
4. School
5. Pictures with older guys

Before the club on Thursday night:

Callie: OMG bitchezz! We better not forget our Blackberries cus we needa take muppies with older guys!!

Carolyn: Kay I’ll bring mine. But first let’s take some muppies before we go.

At the club:

Alexa: Claudia, take a muppie of me with my Grey Goose!!

Claudia: Kay slut

Callie: Wait betch!! Me and Nat wanna join in!

On the way home from the club, they stop at McDonalds:

Alexa: Hahahaa look at this chicken nugget!! Looks like a dick..LOL

Callie: OMG we NEED to take a muppie..PRONTO

At school the next morning:

Carolyn: OMG Claudia you look like shit!! I’m taking a muppie. I’m also changing my BBM status to “Miss ya Tara”

Tara over BBM: OMG you obnoxious slut I hate you.

Carolyn: Claudia, Tara is beefing with me like every other person in the world, and it’s for no reason. Obviously. Too funny. I hate that betch. Take a muppie of our BBM convo please!

Claudia: Kay betch

muppies: define #2
Half man, half puppy. An unusual crossbreed. Can usually be observed in its’ natural habitat.
Look at that muppy go!
muppies: define #3
An absolute weenus i.e. somebody who is really annoying and silly.
Madelaine: I’m such a Muppy

Fred: I know right?
muppies: define #4
If you are a man, and the woman you are seeing is married, or has a boyfriend already…..if you are playing the secondary role, you will be known as a MUPPY, sort of like a man puppy.
If you are a muppy, you are probably just being used. Cougars love to devour muppies, so be careful guys.
muppies: define #5
Militant Urban Professional – one who hates Yuppies.
I’m a Muppy…bitch. Die yuppy scum!
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