Muff TeevesNoun1. When you’re postin’ up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.2. Outrageous slayer of
poon.3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.
William: Eh, yo John man see that Pres-Teeves over there in L-Town with that big shit poppin’?
John: Heard that. That’s that girth-man Muff Teeves.