“cakey” appearance. So cakey, that everybody can just start calling her Ms. Betty Crocker.
And the makeup is SO THICK, that it almost seems possible that she applied her makeup using a trowel.
“Bitch, you kno you is so fugly dat yo face have a pound of makeup. You sure dat your stank ass used da raahight foundation? You lookz lik-uh vanilla cakez..you know..lik-uh dat bitch ass Ms. Betty Crocker cake mix?”
(A skank and her boyfriend are laying in bed together staring into each other’s eyes, until….)
Boyfriend: Baby you smell so good..but ay sweetie, I was just wondering…were you making cake for me earlier today?
Skank: No? Why do you think I’d make a cake? That’s so random!
Boyfriend: Looks like you have cake flour on your face.
Skank: Really? Oh my god, that is so weird! Let me go to the bathroom.
Boyfriend: Are you retarded?
Boyfriend: You don’t have cake flour on your face. You just look like Ms. Betty Crocker.
Skank: Aw, really? Betty Crocker?
Boyfriend: That was not a compliment..
Skank: Betty Crocker was once pretty..
Boyfriend: Oh fuck, will you wipe off your 1″ thick makeup already? You look like a cakey-bitch!