A sneaky little bastard that can only be seen out the the corner of your eye as it jumps into
your food cabinet. Upon inspection, it is no ware to be found until you open your Costco size industrial box of Lucky Charms, and there he is. Pissing and shitting into your priceless box of little rainbow gems. Pissing you off so much that you willingly camp out in your kitchen with a 12-gauge, just waiting for that little mother fucker to come out. Of course he doesn’t come out until after you have got up and put your gun away, you walk back into the kitchen and there he is, shitting on your floor while he laughs at you. He will always be watching you. Laughing. Judging.
Hmmm, I feel like a wonderful box of delicious Lucky Charms. *Opens cabinet and looks into box* A FUCKING MOUSE!! *Throws box on ground a stomps on it, picks it up and looks in it* WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!? Looking over on the table, there he is. Watching you. Laughing at you.
The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.
The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.
merely the protrusion into our dimension of vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional beings. The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front
“‘Come,’ said Slartibartfast, ‘you are to meet the mice.'”
A little hairy bastard that out-wits every means of capture and continues to make noise in the wall over night or while I’m taking a shit in the bathroom. Probably watching me…. what a fag
how can somethin so small be so gawl’damn smart
plural for computer pointing devise. Not to be confused with the plural for a species of rodent – mice.
Someone stole all the mouses from the computer lab!
1. a little rodent that can be grey, white, black, or brown that has a long pinkish tail and matching ears and nose
2. this input device used by a person to control the computer
1. A squished a mouse yesterday.
2. My mouse needs cleaning.
The rulers of the planet earth that do experiments on us to find the question to the ultimate answer(42).
The best laid schemes of mice…