A mysterious illness inflicting the elderly and mentally challenged
I went to visit my Grandmother in the home today and she is suffering from a bad case of Mort Age.
Mort Age: define #2
Word coined by political Teabaggers to mean (in ungrammatical fashion) “death” (like “carnage”), destruction, or ruin.
Origin: “Please don’t mortage my childs (sic) future.”
Example: “Man, that French slasher flick had a lot of mortage in it!”