He may /look/ like an emo
faggot, but I assure you, he is.
He canÃ¢ÂÂt top ANYONE but your girl.
The most raging bisexual youÃ¢ÂÂve ever met. He will snort cocaine and probably bomb like 12 cities while heÃ¢ÂÂs at it.Stear clear of this spicy ass son of a bitch unless you want a 12 inch pipe bomb up your ass in a matter of seconds.He has his own special holiday on October 19th where all must leave expensive offerings or he will haunt them for eternity, tormenting them with their deepest flaws.All hail the dark lord Mordekai. He hath risen.
Ã¢ÂÂI only left a half eaten pretzel, and now he wonÃ¢ÂÂt stop coming into my dreams and making fun of my failed marriage and love handles.Ã¢ÂÂ