his bean bag leaving one nut on either side of the crotch seam causing the individual nuts (you’ll have to sit this one out hitler, sorry) to hang low and give that ‘sad puppy dog eyes’ appearance to the nutsack. most often associated with older men in slacks with belts.
in yiddish this means a man that has his pants hiked up too far and has split the difference in
grandpa- fuck dude, reunite your nuts. your pants are like the berlin wall of nutsacks. tear down the wall! tear down the wall! tear down the wall!
Moose Knuckles: define #2
A man’s version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight–resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.
Check out the moose knucks on that freak!
Moose Knuckles: define #3
A male version of camel toe
Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing
Moose Knuckles: define #4
The bump or bulge seen when a man wears tight pants.
“Is that a moose knuckle I see; or do you have a raisin in your pants?”
Moose Knuckles: define #5
When a guy gets a wedgie between his balls and leg. Similar to a camel toe except for guys.
Dude u have moose knuckles
Moose Knuckles: define #6
Canadian Word to describe a man whose pants are so tight that his ‘package’ stand out or bulge.
Dude, that dudes pants are so tight he’s got a mooseknuckle. What an fagmaster that guy is.
Moose Knuckles: define #7
Close cousin to the cameltoe, its the outward migration of meaty mudflaps upon introduction of fabric to the crotch of your typical ‘split-tail’. Actually very common in the Midwest, most likely to be found at your local club on 80’s Night.
Holy shit man, I bet that chick’s Mooseknuckle chokes like a boa constrictor.